Never be mean to my boyfriend when I'm hungry: 99% of the time I'm angry it's because I'm hungry. (He offered to pick up the food I ordered, then paid for it. And we lived happily ever after.)
I should always have banana chips in the freezer: Or homemade popsicles. My sweet tooth means business.
Always come prepared with food when going to work: Or anywhere else, really. You never know how long you'll be stuck there.
And now, I'm off to bathe the dog and eat a banana. G'night Tumblr.